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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

My results:

Opening Credits:
Paradise City, by Guns 'N Roses

Waking Up:
The Rocking Grounds, by the Black Mages

First Day At School:
Crazy Train, by Ozzy Osbourne

Falling In Love:
Movies, by Alien Ant Farm

Fight Song:
Shout at the Devil, by Motley Crue

Breaking Up:
Sober, by Tool

Prom:
I Wanna Rock, by Twisted Sister (...yeah ...<.<; )

Life:
Rock of Ages, by Def Leppard

Mental Breakdown:
Toxicity, by System of a Down

Driving:
Highway to Hell, by AC/DC (lol awesome)

Flashback:
Smoke on the Water, by Deep Purple

Getting back together:
Wake Up, by Coheed and Cambria

Wedding:
You've Got Another Thing Comin', by Judas Priest

Birth of Child:
Riviera, by Amber Asylum

Funeral Song:
The Ecstacy of Gold, by Metallica

Final Battle:
Misconstruction, by Apocalyptica

End Credits:
Heart of Sword, by TM Revolution

by reading about shit I have/have not done. This seems entertaining.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired -_-;
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 2

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die that was gruesome
SO FAR: 5

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 9

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 13

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite very high (as in the kite was)
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding [As in playing in the mud.]
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 17

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 22

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 24

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 28

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 32

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 34

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 38

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 41

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 45

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 49


Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 53

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 53

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 54

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 54

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 58

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 59

Level 24
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 59

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 60

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 62

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 66

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 69

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 74

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 74

I don't think the total really means anything, but I've done less than half the stuff on this list. Does that mean I have a boring life? Well I didn't need a survey to tell me that my life is boring and worthless haha. OBOY that was fun. Enjoy!

I found this amusing so I did it.

Do you have the guts to answer these Q's and repost as The Controversial Survey?
apparently I do.

Would you do Meth if it was legalized?
Nope. I might start making and selling it tho.

Abortion. For, or against?
We have a population crisis and I hate babies. Abortion is A-ok.

Would our country fall with a woman president?
Depends. If she's past menopause then I'm sure she'll do fine.

Do you believe in the death penalty?
again - population crisis. We can all do without criminals and death is cheaper than keeping them alive in prison for the rest of their natural lives (which is essentially a death sentence in disguise).

Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes, but I probably wouldn't smoke it. I say yes because it might as well be the way people use it in broad daylight. Also it would get those fucking hippies to stop whining about it. Additionally, making pot more accessible means that to those of us like myself who don't smoke, it 'weeds' out the competition. Get it? That's clever.

Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm a virgin but whether I'm married or not has never been a factor in deciding whether I wanted to have sex, although with several of my past partners it has been and I have always respected their wishes.

Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
It's legal where I live. Also, even if I was straight and hardcore Christian I don't see why I should give a shit what faggots do together as long as it doesn't affect me.

Do you think its wrong that so many Hispanics and immigrants are moving to the USA?
I'll ignore the fact that the way this question is posed suggests that Hispanics and immigrants are mutually exclusive groups, as if there isn't a single Spanish descended person who immigrated here legally. No it doesn't bother me. I don't see too many illegal aliens trying to get jobs I'm interested in. Not too many illegal immigrant investment bankers or tv weathermen around I don't think.

A 12 year old girl has a baby. Should she keep it?
No. And she should be remanded into government custody for having incompetent parents.

Should the legal alcohol age be lowered to 18?
If you're old enough to vote and die on a lie for your country, you're old enough to get hammered. And it's not as if that law actually prevents 18 year olds from boozing it up anyways.

Should the war in Iraq be called off?
War is one of the few ways that population growth on Earth slows down. There are only two times in the planet's HISTORY that human growth was not positive. World War 2, and during the Black Plague. Also, if we didn't kill the Iraqis, their own government would have done it for us anyways so it's really irrelevant. Just a matter of whose hands the blood is on, and we want their oil so our government has decided that it's worthwhile to dirty our hands a bit. Can't say I disagree considering that our entire economy revolves around oil.

Assisted suicide is illegal. Do you agree?
Anybody who wants to voluntarily end their life should get government assistance and a small subsidy for their family. Oh wait ... that's kind of like joining the military isn't it?

Do you believe in spanking your children?
Everybody psychologically damages their children whether it's via physical abuse or some other means. I'll find other ways to fuck my kids up.

Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I would burn a living American for a six pack of PBR.

A mother is declared innocent after murdering her five children in a temporary insanity case. Opinion?
Representative of the current state of affairs in the country. Also, there is no fucking WAY that insanity was in any way temporary. You can't murder five of your own kids and then go back to being sane.

It's between you and a person who is being kept alive by life support machines. One has to die. Who?
I'm healthy. Also, you're asking me and I'm sort of biased towards myself. You SHOULD be asking "If you're only being kept alive by life support machines and you have a choice of dying to save an otherwise healthy man's life, would you do it?" In that case I might choose to die. Like if they needed my organs or something and getting them would cure him completely. Otherwise fuck life support guy I wanna LIVE.

Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
99% of people who read my journal agree with me on most points or at least see my opinion well enough to tolerate it. The other 1% can fuck themselves because I'm right, they're wrong, and there's nothing they can do about it.

God that movie looks like a piece of shit.

Okay so what's going on with the Don-master lately?

Well my parakeet Murphy died this morning. That made me pretty upset. Anna seems to talk twice as much now. She's been screaming at me all morning and even Ozzy Osbourne can't drown her out. Mom cried in the bathroom at work today she was so broken up over it. I didn't cry, but it did kind of throw me off all day ...

I had an interview with Blockbuster this afternoon at 1pm, so I walked 20 minutes, took the 11:20 train and arrived at 12, walked from the station to the store which took an entire hour, had a half hour interview, walked an hour back and arrived at the station around 2:30, then waited for the 3:50 train. Then I arrived at the Newtonville station at around 4:15 and walked home. I got here at 4:50. It has been ONE HUNDRED DEGREES. ALL. DAY. I spent nearly four hours doing nothing but walking around in black fucking slacks and dress shoes that are too small for me. My feet are covered in blisters and my legs hurt like a motherfucker.


On Thursday I have my training day at the Stop and Shop deli from 10 until 5. But it's exactly the same as the Shaws' deli which I worked at for six months about four or five years ago so it should be boring, uneventful, long and boring. And boring. At least I get paid. I think.

I wrote a bunch of stuff about Jacey in here just to get it off my chest - hence comments about it. I was upset and wanted to talk about it. I really didn't expect HIS friends to come read it but they did and now I'm kind of annoyed they're all up in our business but it's my fault so blah. Now he's mad at me for writing about it. I can't win.

Before July 1, 2008
Probably between 50 and 100 pieces of concept art, several written documents, and countless world-building idea sessions.

July 1-2, 2008
I'm going to start keeping a blog record of everything I'm doing for this project for anybody who's interested. I'll just update this entry when I'm goiing to add new stuff.

Did a detailed concept painting of Richard Marx (III Thieves) for project promotion and possible inclusion in an art book called Pin-Up.